If you’re a teenager who drinks, you. are. stupid.

Having fun killing your liver and kidneys?

You do know if you have kidney and liver failure from drinking, they won’t give you a transplant, right?

If you’re an adult who buys alcohol for a minor, especially if that minor is your child and his/her friends, then you are even more stupid.

You have just been deemed ‘Failure as a Parent’.

Awesome.

So all you teenagers who get drunk, take pictures, post them on your networking sites, and brag about ‘how drunk you got last night’, know this: You are going no where with your life and I am not going to feel sorry for you when you decide that you can handle a whole bottle of vodka and you end up asphyxiating on your own vomit.

Look at it this way. You get to be remembered as the kid who died like Jimi Hendrix.

I mean, who wouldn’t want that, right?